|Meat, Pandas and Wooser|
|Alias: Meat and Pandas and Wooser|
|Romaji: Niku to Panda to Ūsā to|
|Season (Arc): 1, Episode: 1|
|Written by||Kazuyuki Fudeyasu|
|Directed by||Toyonori Yamada|
|None||Moe, Rock and Wooser|
"20XX, the world is in chaos. In a city ruled by fear and despair and where righteousness is justice, a dark hero emerges. Even if his fists shatter, he probably won't stop punching that wall. Now his lonesome battle with himself begins... maybe. Maybe it won't!"
- via Crunchyroll
Before the opening credits, Wooser and Rin greet each other to the fourth wall, much to Wooser's regret and notes the audience that the thing between Wooser's face is a nose and not a mouth. Wooser closes out the introduction (as Ajipon and The Animal Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken pop up on-screen) with saying "Money is my first priority! ...Is what I'll keep telling myself".
The first scene has Wooser riding a tire swing with Rin sweeping the zoo's floor. Ajipon and Darth Wooser along with human friends, Yuu and Miho are watching Wooser. The girls then notice a panda and walks to him offscreen and the moment that they do, Rin accidentally bumps into a bucket and it tips over along with the pitchfork that impales Wooser in the back of his head while Ajipon and Darth Wooser witness. The pitchfork falls to the ground and Rin is staring at it and the bucket without realizing that Wooser was hurt. The two spectating animals then walk away like they didn't see anything.
Later, Wooser and Rin are tending to a brown cow while Len rides another cow and shooting the air with her revolver gun. Darth Wooser is beside Len and watching her. Rin says that if she would talk to animals, she would ask the brown cow how the grass tastes. Wooser said that if it would him, he'd ask, "Why do you taste so damn good?" Rin replies with "I don't know what they'd say to that" while Wooser has a bib and his eating utensils out. Len then invites the other two to go shoot some stuff.
The next scene depicts Wooser, Rin and a parrot riding on his pirate ship. Wooser states that they should get ready for a sea of ratings, but Rin doubtfully says that there won't be enough ratings for a storm. Wooser says that it's clear right now, but then Rin finds a storm nearby and says that the weather won't be looking as good soon and while Wooser cheers about freedom, Rin warns the crew that they will run out of food before getting anywhere at all.
Characters (In Order of Appearance)
- The Animal Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken
- Darth Wooser
Points of Interest
- The characters that were absent in their introduction before the opening credits were Len, Darth Wooser, Yuu and Miho.
- Throughout the series onwards, none of the official descriptions of the episodes will match with what really happens in them intentionally.